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I missed Tuesday blogging, did you think VonCrazy had taken me?
As per my attorney father and husband's respective advice, I reported the student to the Dean. The Dean spoke with him before he was allowed to come back to class. I don't think VonCrazy will be giving me any more gifts.
I would like to bear my testimony of Wipey Dipes, or Diaper Wipes, as most people call them. I pretend they sanitize, but I have no idea. Today I bought 720 wipes for $12 from Target (yes, we're back together).
Here are my planned uses:
1) Baby Bottoms
2) Bathroom Sink
3) Bathroom Mirror with tooth brushing residue
4) Toothbrush Handles
5) Dusting
6) High chair
7) Getting stains out of shirt. Ellie told me this, it works.
8) Removing Makeup
9) Car Dashboard
10) Leather Couch
11) Doorknobs
12) Computer
13) Top of Dryer
14) Toothpaste top
15) Remote Control
16) Cleaning Iphone
17) Ho Bath.
18) Baby Toys
19) Emergency Toilet Paper
20) Jewelry Polish
Got any other ideas?
8 comments:
I'm glad you are still with us. It was smart to report him. Has he come back to class? AWKWARD!!! Thanks for the wipes usage list, I got to jot some of those down!
You know, they make clorox wipes too. You might want to try those in the bathroom, but avoid using them on Mimi. Unless you're out of the other kind.
Ho Bath? Is that an Asian thing?
Also good for deodorant stains on black shirts.
Hello! I totally hacked my way in! What's the big idea letting Paige in and not me?
BTW, that was ME! Celia! I'm so clever.
mom would like to add "cleaning other body orifices." gross.
Love the wipes for making children presentable before church. Just rub their fat little heads until moist and slick the hair to the side. Handsome little devil.
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