9/26/07

Wipes



I missed Tuesday blogging, did you think VonCrazy had taken me?


As per my attorney father and husband's respective advice, I reported the student to the Dean. The Dean spoke with him before he was allowed to come back to class. I don't think VonCrazy will be giving me any more gifts.




I would like to bear my testimony of Wipey Dipes, or Diaper Wipes, as most people call them. I pretend they sanitize, but I have no idea. Today I bought 720 wipes for $12 from Target (yes, we're back together).


Here are my planned uses:


1) Baby Bottoms


2) Bathroom Sink


3) Bathroom Mirror with tooth brushing residue


4) Toothbrush Handles


5) Dusting


6) High chair


7) Getting stains out of shirt. Ellie told me this, it works.


8) Removing Makeup


9) Car Dashboard


10) Leather Couch


11) Doorknobs


12) Computer


13) Top of Dryer


14) Toothpaste top


15) Remote Control


16) Cleaning Iphone


17) Ho Bath.


18) Baby Toys


19) Emergency Toilet Paper


20) Jewelry Polish
Got any other ideas?



8 comments:

Hazen5 said...

I'm glad you are still with us. It was smart to report him. Has he come back to class? AWKWARD!!! Thanks for the wipes usage list, I got to jot some of those down!

Celia Fae said...

You know, they make clorox wipes too. You might want to try those in the bathroom, but avoid using them on Mimi. Unless you're out of the other kind.

Ho Bath? Is that an Asian thing?

Paige said...

Also good for deodorant stains on black shirts.

Paige said...

Hello! I totally hacked my way in! What's the big idea letting Paige in and not me?

Paige said...

BTW, that was ME! Celia! I'm so clever.

Camille said...

mom would like to add "cleaning other body orifices." gross.

Kenzie Rose said...
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Kenzie Rose said...

Love the wipes for making children presentable before church. Just rub their fat little heads until moist and slick the hair to the side. Handsome little devil.