Buzzfeed is posting list after list of "Festival Hair" which is pastel colored hair just like mine. I am absolutely pro people having colored hair, Team Unicorn is expanding and that makes me very happy. HOWEVER, I am angry that pastel hair is a trend. Because trends go out. Is pastel hair the Rachel of this decade?
If Famous Paintings had Festival Hair
Pastel Rainbow Hair
All About Pastel Goth
Tay Swift Pastel Hair
15 Celebrities with Colored Hair with the worst possible tag line: All the SPRING hair inspiration you need. Spring?!? No. Not just the Spring of 2015. Life. My children have no memory of me with anything but pink hair (with occasional bouts of teal and purple).
I do not need this kind of publicity around my hair color. Just let us dye our hair and don't make it a thing. Don't Rachel us.
So what do I do? Do I have to jump ship? Go back to natural, whatever that may be?
In frustration and while I wait on a solution to present itself I will wear dreadlocks.