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Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and buy dumb stuff.
I “won” this on ebay. Apparently I had an urgent midnight hankering for a Michelangelo Bust.
Then it comes in the mail and you try to hide but your mom and sister see you opening it and declare you are, as suspected, an idiot.
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Yes, this is a birth control pill necklace.
At least I was pro-women’s rights in my delusional shopping. I will happily mail it to anyone who urgently needs birth control necklace. Maybe I was feeling overwhelmed by my kids? I don’t know how this happened.
None of this was ambien fueled. I’m just a moron. Heaven help me if I ever have my phone and credit card handy when an infomercial comes on.
The end.
3 comments:
I'm bummed because as I read this I was formulating an awesome comment...I was going to say something along the lines of, "Tell the truth, Nor. Are you on Ambien?" but...then I read the line of, "None of this was ambien fueled."
I really did think it may have been from Ambien. I have a friend that told me she made her husband play pirates with her when she was Ambien addled. As you can imagine...her husband did not mind one bit. Arrrrrrr!
Oh...and I am going to go comment on Camille's blog, now. I read her post and I LOVE how you waltzed in in your caftan during the special meeting.
I LOVE watching infomercials! Remember how we used to watch them together? I ordered stickers from an infomercial 7 years ago and I still have them. Luckily I'm too overwhelmed by EBay to look.
--cat
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