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Why Uncle Jesse, you ask? Well, just look at him. He's beautiful. He is my first and only celebrity crush, save the King (who is more of an interest than a real crush, mostly because he is dead.) I guess you could say they bear a strong resemblance. Apparently, I have a type.
The love affair started long ago, when I was about 10 and we had a weekly date on Friday nights. He was not far away, only in San Francisco where he lived in a "Full House." I don't know if those people on the show were actually related, but they called him "Uncle Jesse" so I've run with that for the last 16 years. When Becky showed up, married him and bore him ugly little twins, my heart was broken. "Have Mercy" indeed.
Uncle Jesse and I split hairs over one small issue. His Beach Boys affinity. I loathe the Beach Boys, but managed to sit through one of their concerts for the sole purpose of catching a glimpse of the Adonis. He was playing the bongos. In my mind, we made eye contact and had a moment.
I don't follow John Stamos' career, mostly because ER died a long long time ago and let's face it, Stamos' career since Full House has been average. But that doesn't make me love him any less. What DOES make me occasionally question our future together is the belly button issue. You may have noticed that UJ doesn't do chest scenes. This is because he thinks his belly button looks like a "dwarf's nose." It does. It's too obscene to post on my blog, but if you must know, click here.If you're out there John Stamos, drop me a line. I think you'll be glad you did.
18 comments:
Yes Go To Hell!
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GREAT JOHN STAMOS!!
Watch what you say about the most beautiful man on God's green earth and ER!!
Uhhhhhh, I was going to say something completely different...but those comments telling you to "GO TO" you know where, sort of distracted me...Do you think it was John Stamos' wife? Providing he has a wife. Do you think it was Rebeccah Romijn? Do you think she figured out that her current husband pales in comparison to Uncle Jesse and wants him back?
Anywho...thanks for your comment on my blog and I feel as your friend I should warn you (since you asked :) ) never to eat any of the dessert items at The Sizzler in Barstow...they may cut your tongue.
Oh, and you dimwits that were being mean to Nor...I didn't even know that John Stamos was on ER. That's how out of touch I am with the mediocre career of the man you so fiercely defend. You must not be that strong in your convictions because you are too chicken, *bak* *baaaak* to even show your real identity.
Those twins were ugly. Their hair was ridiculous.
What is it about Hollywood casting agents who think that long haired boys with bowl cuts are adorable?
Uncle Jesse would never agree to have kids with that bad of hair. It was all his mid-western wife's, Rebecca's, fault.
There is no hope for you two, because even if you do meet him, he has obviously melted into the stuffed dead bear in the photoshopped picture, so now it must be like a siamese twin attached to him permanently. Leaving very little chance for romance. Sorry, that picture was just really disturbing to me.
OOOOOO, so exciting! I love hate comments. Check your statcounter to see who it is. Maybe it's him!
On Friends they got three on their list. Can you get a few more, perhaps?
I'd say some people feel very strongly about this subject. Who would have thought Uncle Jesse could provoke such feeling.
I agree that JS is quite a looker, but the "Have Mercy bear rug" picture kind of scared me, and that was before opening the belly button picture. I'll stick with McDreamy (aka Ronald)! I hope this comments doesn't incite more hate mail (unless you are like Paige, to whom every comment is a good comment!)
Is Anonymous BiPolar? I swear there are multiple people talking...mmkay. Weird.
Anyhoo... have you thought about rethinking your affinity for JS (not Joseph Smith) since his little drunken affair on-air in Australia???
WOW! Is anonymous three different people or some super fan? Leave Britney alone!
I wonder how that was provocative -- clearly I agree that he is gorgeous, but perhaps they didn't like the belly button or career toilet comment? Very exciting. Who on earth scans the internet for John Stamos blogs? Then again, perhaps ER is not keeping him too busy?
Just a minute while I wipe the drool and collect my thoughts.....
hot dang! Now that's a manly, manly speicman (drunk or not)
Whew.
Don't bash ER, I am probably the only one who still watches it. I do agree he is HOT! And I think he's gotten HOTTER with age!
Yes, let's forget the John Stamos Clause and please post the stats from your nor haters. Very interesting.
My husband and I have a similar agreement. My man is Denzel Washington. My husband's gal is the blonde on Without a Trace... can't remember her name.
Too skinny. My next man is going to have some meat on his bones.
Clearly, the use of capitals and misuse of the semi-colon mean business. This is not just a super-fan but a crrrazy super fan. Perhaps you should write John a letter warning him of this passionate fan? At least it would lead to an introduction....
That belly button is creepy. It looks deep. I bet you could pick a lot of lint out of there.
John Stamos is lovely, but for some reason I have issues with his nose. I don't know why either. It's a perfectly fine nose. It just seems like a different nose would look better on that gorgeous face.
WOW. You ever find out who Anonymous is? That was a little bit random...
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