10/10/07

Model Child

Everybody thinks their kid is the cutest kid they've ever seen. They think, "My kid could be a model!"

Gap.com is currently doing an "Open Casting Call" for babies and children. What's a good parent to do?

Should I enter her and make all the other less adorable babies feel bad about themselves and develop eating disorders?
What do we do if they want her to do topless?
Will the fame go to her head?
Will everybody think that she's all looks and no brains?
She can't even crawl, how is she going to do on the runway?
My baby is not allowed to date Pete Doherty.
How is she going to break it to Tyra that her day in the sun is over?
Should I bring in her portfolio of baby bikini shots?
She's had one naked photo shoot, do you think it'll ruin her chances?
How long do you think it'll be before she is our primary financial earner?
Guess she's just going to have to cut down on all those cheerios. Too many carbs.
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12 comments:

Ellie said...

She could wear your hair piece!

Jessica said...

They would love her multi-racial self at Gap.

Brigitta said...

I say enter her, she is very adorable.

Nancy said...

She is just soooooooo cute!

Hazen5 said...

You have "Model Friends", now you can have a "Model Daughter". I say go for it!!!! She is soooo Fierce.

Becky said...

I think you should go for it, although Izzy's some hard competition! : )

Celia Fae said...

Yeah, pimp your daughter out. She really is pretty darn cute. I bet they would love her. Maybe she'll even be taller than 5'7 someday and then you can really make some cash off of her. It really worked out well for Lindsay and Britney.

Adrianne said...

Thanks for letting my know I should send in Gabe's pictures. :)

heidiram said...

I say go for it. Rachel's kids did modeling when they were younger. She can tell you all about it.

Paige said...

I was going to say she needs a weave, but I keep getting scooped.
I don't believe in making money off your looks, but she is adorable. No to the baby porn. I'm sure it will be fun schlepping her to auditions.

I can't handle the adorableness of that collage. I wish she'd let me hold her though.

Paige said...

When Mom didn't want you to marry a weird Asian because your babies wouldn't look like you, we convinced her that you would, in fact, have the cutest babies due to the mixing. We were right.

Hazen5 said...

Yes, my kids did grace the Macy's Sale ads that were found in the middle section of your newspaper (thanks Heidi)!! But, I do have to admit the schlepping around to auditions did suck! Once they started school they retired. They do still have their "Modeling Money" in their accounts, not nearly enough for college, maybe enough for a book or two!