WELCOME TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
YOU’VE SPENT YOUR LIFE PREPARING FOR AN EMERGENCY.
HOW WELL WOULD YOU SURVIVE?
You have thirty minutes to complete the following to survive the zombie apocalypse. Capture all ten pictures including three members of your group WITHOUT any of the zombies photobombing them, or your pictures will be disqualified. DECAPITATION OF ZOMBIES WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION.
Text each picture to me at 925-*******. Your survival will be evaluated and rewarded when you return to my house.
1) In the event of a zombie apocalypse, or any other emergency, it is recommended that you make contact with a relative from out of town to let them know you are alive. Go to the Mothership and let my parents know you’re alive. Take a picture on the porch.
2) In the case of a serious emergency, or extremely serious zombie attack, you will likely have to drop off someone at the ER. Go take a picture carrying your wounded into the ER at the SR Regional Medical Center.
3) If zombies really were to attack, the Elder’s Quorum Presidents and the Emergency Preparedness Committee would coordinate emergency efforts with the assistance of the Relief Society President, assuming they are not already eaten. For the purpose of this activity, the RS President is Marilyn Monroe and she lives at the Rasmussen’s. Go take a picture with her there.
4) In the case of zombie infiltration, home teachers should determine the safety and needs of their home teachees, as well as wield the machetes. Mark Maher happens to be an excellent Home Teacher. Go to his house and take a picture with Griffin (mini Mark) teaching you a home teaching lesson.
5) When all are accounted for (plus or minus limbs) a priesthood leader will contact the stake leadership with a report. The Stake Emergency Center will be in front of the stake office Sycamore chapel. Go take a picture desperately trying to break into the Stake Center. (Look for the sign)
6) If the zombies have already chewed through the telephone wires and eaten all available cell phones, four runners (pairs of two) should be sent with a report to the Sycamore Stake Center. Have two group members dress in running outfits (the more spandex the better) and take a picture of them running across Sycamore/Greenbrook crosswalk.
Apparently Will borrowed a singlet from my dad – a stranger – and rocked it.
7) The bishop will take care of his immediate personal family needs and then will proceed to the Ward or Stake Emergency Center. In this zombie apocalypse, the bishop has already been captured and taken to the Qs’ house. Go take a picture trying to save him.
8) When the zombies attack, you may have to hide out in your house for three days or more. Go to whomever’s house in your group has the greatest food supply and take a picture of yourselves with the food storage actually eating something from it. Aren’t you glad you’ve been moving with it for ten years?
9) Cops and security guards are usually zombie’s first targets. Assuming they are able to evade clever brain-eating zombies, they will have primary responsibility for coordinating disaster relief efforts. Get a picture with a person of authority (police, guards, someone with a badge, OR a picture of their car).
10) One way to get zombies to not eat your brain is to prove you have one. Put your thinking caps on and go take a picture where the caption could be, “I can’t believe we all fit in here!”
11) LASTLY: You and your loved ones are all present and accounted for with the proper authorities. Go now to check on the singles (Me) and the fatherless (My kids) to make sure they have not been turned into Zombies while you were all busy saving yourselves.
RETURN TO MY SAFE HOUSE WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED.
FIRST GROUP THERE WINS EXTRA POINTS.
A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO PARTICIPATED AND HELPED!!
Photos from Twilight and her friends playing Zombie the following day:
Vegetarian zombie.
Twilight was a big helper making the t-shirts and decorating. She was a total sport and got real into dressing up as a zombie which surprised me because she’s such a girlie girl. Little Me is becoming such a grown up little girl and a real asset to me.
4 comments:
This looks so fun, I may steal it.
Incredible. The whole thing...completely and totally incredible.
Twilight is fantastic.
I really have to advocate that you consider not becoming a lawyer and instead become a professional game designer a la Jane McGonigal. I'd send you a copy of her book care of your parents if I wasn't so broke. Also Gavin Newsom's Citizenville which just came out.
Yup, this is the post I was after. Thanks for having a search feature. Planning Thriller for my ward talent show. I am a one hit wonder.
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