11/21/07

We Were Robbed

Stupid Gap Casting Call.

Under your (my reader's) instruction, I submitted Mimi. She didn't even make the finals. Now there are a bunch of crappy other kids in the running to be a Gap model.

Those Gap people. Don't know a good thing when they see one. Clearly they must be racists. I hope all of their stupid kid models throw up on their ugly clothes and then poop through them.

From this day forward until at least next week, I am boycotting stupid Gap.

Dare they deny this face?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain. Just so you know - according to my inside sources - they go for "odd looking" over beautiful.

Hollyween said...

Okay, if the comment above is true, then you shouldn't feel so bad because Mimi is extraordinary looking and beautiful. DEFINITELY not odd.

I was robbed too, ya know. I submitted Levi and Faith's pictures too. How can they deny the world's most beautiful children, I'll never know. I think I even saw some kids that were selected and thought they were (gasp) Just ordinary looking.

Adrianne said...

You were seriously robbed. Good thing I didn't submit Gabe's photos or I'd have to ban Gap as well...

Alex said...

Mimi is way cuter than those kids! I heard about the Gap search too late, so we'll never know if Harrison would have made the cut. This is good because he's wearing a lot of Gap lately, they have cute boy stuff for winter, so it'd be tough to boycott.

Lisa-Marie said...

RUDE! I'll boycott with you. Oh wait. I never go to GAP anyway. My poor Walmart adorned children.

Ellie said...

You should bring her to Niya's people if you really want to pimp your baby. They'd love her.

Linsey said...

Start your own clothing line with Mimi as the face, I would buy it and so would everyone I know!

Audry said...

That first picture is great. She is a cutie, those Gap people don't know a good thing when they see it.

Audry said...

That first picture is great. She is a cutie, those Gap people don't know a good thing when they see it.

Hazen5 said...

I think Mimi is Fierce! What was Gap thinking? I looooove the crying picture.

Jessica said...

That's it. Never buying anything at Gap again.


Unless maybe if it's on the clearance rack. But only if it's under 9.99.

Celia Fae said...

I noticed Paige didn't pledge to curtail her gap efforts. I hope she doesn't. I need the handmedowns.

Heather said...

Boo! casting people. I thought for sure she would be a shoo-in. She totally has "the look" for gap.