11/29/07

Documenting Your Pregnancy, Hollywood Style



First Demi Then Britney
And now Christina.


Naked and Pregnant. What do you make of it?


Have YOU taken naked pregnant pictures?




Here's how we documented MY pregnancy:







Wait for it.








Wait for it.







Oh, I know you want to see.







I know you're wondering how far I'll go.







Well, look out below!







TADA!!!

17 comments:

Paige said...

All those people are about 5 months and heavily airbrushed. I don't like how you are wearing my jacket in your big fat picture. I'm never wearing it again. Want it?

Hazen5 said...

You are too funny! The anticipation to see your picture was great. I'll take your jacket Paige, I can fit into it and I swear I am not pregnant.

Hollyween said...

I never enjoyed looking at my pregnant body. Especially the stretch marks. I'd like them to be gone. But I was always grateful that I COULD get pregnant nevertheless. And I agree with Paige. They are totally airbrushed and made up. I remember when the Demi thing came out. That was a HUGE deal and now it's like NOTHING to bare your naked pregnant body.

Sally said...

You are way hotter than Demi, Britney and Christina.

Kerry said...

You look hot - at least you'll be warm in your coat and pash. The rest of them have goosebumps.

Becky said...

You look very cute, and from the expression on your face very ready to have that baby! The closest I got to a naked pregnancy photo was a bare belly shot (everything else totally covered thank goodness).

Ellie said...

The anticipation gave me morning sickness.

Linsey said...

No naked pregnant pictures in this house - I just can't imagine ever wanting to see them again.

Someone once suggested that I do a belly cast each pregnancy, that is would be a great memento and that the kids would love it - I didn't do it.

laurel said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

Celia Fae said...

You are officially a true blogger because you are posting bad pictures of yourself. The only people I know who do naked pregnant photos are people with tattoos. Oh wait, you have one of those. Has she stretched at all?

AnnEE said...

If I had no self respect, I'd post an AFTER picture, stretch marks and all. However, I want to trick people into thinking that I am, in some way, still attractive. (Jokes on them.)

PS- Christina's boobs are kinda saggy. Makes me feel way better.

Jessica said...

Maybe it's just people who have pathetic lives who do naked pictures? (Kind of a theme there, wouldn't you say?)

You, on the other hand, must have a fabulous life, because look at how many clothes you have on!

Heather said...

And I like your hair color.

Unknown said...

I feel like you did in that picture and I have three months to go.
i love celebrities who are all about the pregnant body when they are like 20 weeks and then they disappear the last three months. I remember seeing one pic of Kate Hudson at 8 months and I was like "Yeah, she's one of us!!" she was huge! And didn't we all love how fat Tori Spelling got???

Nancy said...

I don't even take pictures of me pregnant with clothes on let alone naked!!

Anonymous said...

brilliant blogging. I did take semi-naked prego pictures, but they were quickly tucked away in a shoebox with the rest of my photos. Perhaps in the year 2029 they will make their way into a photo album or scrapbook...

Anonymous said...

oh, p.s., I've seen you looking extremely hot in a white bikini and I'll never forget it because I was feeling very post-prego extra pound-o.