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I wanna go to Rehab.
It looks like a spa hotel, you sit around and talk about yourself, I'm pretty sure you get massages. It's expensive, $25,000 for a month but I think you get spousal visits.
Here are my questions about rehab:
Do they clean your room?
What's the schedule like? Can I sleep in?
Do you have to wear makeup?
Can I still shop online?
Do I get to meet celebrities?
Which drugs count as addictive? Does Coca-cola count?
Can I come and go at whim, like Britney?
Is there plenty of chocolate?
Can I wear my wig?
Mostly I want to go to rehab so I can have 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep. I need sleep rehab.
5 comments:
Did you hear LiLo is at some Mormon run one in Happy Valley? You could meet celebrities, wear your wig AND go to sacrament meeting. Bonus! I can't wait to hear about Lindsay's conversion story.
Ooohhh, sleep rehab. Great idea.
What celebrities do you want to meet that you haven't already? I thought you were the brush with fame sister.
Lindsey Lo had to clean the toilets. And have sex with a fellow inmate while she was in there. Didn't you read that Tyler Durden post? Sounds good to me.
Nasty celebrity comments:
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Is she still there?! So I am just a few miles away and I haven't stalked her? I really want to tell her that Mean Girls is my secret favorite movie of all time (although I claim that A Room with a View is).
I don't think I want to go to re-hab. I like my addictions. And I like that song by what's her name? The hot-mess from Britain that took coke, heroine and a horse tranquilizer all in one night. Her song goes, "They want me to go to re-hab, I said, NOoo, nooo, nooo!" Who is that?
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