9/9/07

Hit Me Baby, One More Time

I just can't resist posting about Britney. I have such conflicted feelings. On one hand, I was a fan. I saw her in her heyday in Las Vegas, it was a great show and she can be a really great performer (despite her singing which aint so great.) She is a mother, so I feel as though she should be cut some slack as far as her weight and body.


However, I cannot accept Ms. Spears' hair. I am a hair connoisseur. She has endless resources of hair people and wigs. She could pull a Kylie Minogue and just have short hair. Why can't Britney be slightly flabby and have short hair? She does herself a great disservice by subscribing to the beauty myth -- it just looks like she's trying too hard and failing to pull it off. Can't she just be satisfied with how she looks? Why must she be so obvious about her inner trainwreck?


There's just no excuse for hideously showing extension locks. All other things I can find a way in my heart to forgive, but that hair? It's inexcusable.


Get it together, in just ONE area, if you can possibly manage it.


Even Elvis died with a completed (if equally crazy) look.


I will love you again, Britney, if you just fix your hair.


I can love crazy.









We've become those parents. The ones who are just completely in love with their baby.




3 comments:

Jessica said...

I like Mimi's chub better than Britney's. Also Mimi's hair is better.

Alex said...

Me thinks all parents are those parents. How can we not be? Babies are stinkin' adorable. Mine eats every hour (still) and won't let me put him down or leave the house but I still love him like crazy.

Also, are you referring to Brit's hair at the VMA's last night? I missed it and am anxiously awaiting the re-air.

Paige said...

She is the cuddliest child ever. I want to make out with her daily (Mimi, not Brit).